Very Sanitary Funeral

Yesterday, pitchman, Billy Mays was set under ground. His funeral was held in Mckees Rock, PA. Mourners wore stickers with his face and beard. The main people in his life, who carried the casket, wore blue button-down shirts: Billy's main uniform. A few hundred people attended his funeral. His cousin performed the eulogy. "He sold more OxiClean than Andy Warhol sold Campbell's Soup," cousin Dean Panizzi said in eulogizing Mays and comparing him to the Pittsburgh-born pop artist who turned soup cans into works of art. Billy Mays is said to have had a heart attack in his sleep, but nothing is postive until test results come back. KC Shhhh votes heart attack.... hey he was with chemicals all day, chemicals he was trying to sell.

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KC Shhhh